United Rooms is always in a situation of war.
The most solicited form of literature there are anti-war poems.
Language can make the world safer.
Thou make sure your account can handle Anti-war perf-poems files
—check your Room’s profile to see if it fits Anti-War Dept Requirements—
Order Anti-War poems SOON
Warning: demand is high and many simultaneous users of Anti-War poems can result in a «Busy» signal.
Anti-War poems are even more popular than
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                                  Rental Death of the Subject!                                                                                    Vintage Slam!
Deconstruction-by-numbers!
Post-Language Cheerleading!                                                                Journal Lining and Fish Taco Poetry!
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Not only we can send Anti-War poems to your head but also dramatic 3D images of war happening —choose your own battle field— in which the performance of the poem magically or socially results in a successful and abrupt stop of rapes, bombings and gun fights!!!
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And don’t forget it! War made us possible. The Rooms.