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Adjective Plural Noun comma conjunction Plural Noun genitive preposition Noun period

Preparatory Singular Subject and present complete passive verbal construction including recherché british spelling relative pronoun used as a conjunction adjective of number Plural Noun conjunction Plural Noun adverb marks of quotation locative preposition Noun marks of quotation plural passive verbal construction wedged emphatically between by an enumerative adverb Adverb comma conjunction prolix adverb adverb reiterated verb implied passive incomplete participle Adverb period Preparatory Plural Subject adjective Plural Noun plural genitive pronoun fustian noun appositional duo adverb of requisite logical exigency preposition of the infinitive transitive infinitive verb Plural Noun conjunction Plural Noun comma active participle third person plural direct objective case pronoun comma and yet one further small equivocating adverbial phrase contributing to the increasingly Jamesian sentence locative preposition Noun period
      Plural Deictic Pronoun Used As An Adjective To Continue The Subject Of The Previous Paragraph Plural Noun adverb transitive verb definite article noun locative adjective of number plural noun conjunction plural noun period Definite Article Plural Noun marks of quotation noun marks of quotation passive verbal construction intersected by an adverb adverb colon em dash

(1) “The author of this book is first person singular genitive pronoun singular appositive noun period marks of quotation

Locative Working As A Conjunction marks of quotation noun marks of quotation transitive third person singular present tense indicative verb definite article noun locative marks of quotation first person singular genitive pronoun used as an adjective noun marks of quotation conjunction definite article Noun preposition marks of quotation noun comma marks of quotation alphabetic letter used as the abbreviation of a latin third person singular pronoun period alphabetic letter used as the abbreviation of a latin singular present tense verb in a really rather pompous shorthand marks of quotation definite article noun of nimiety period marks of quotation
      Logical Adverb Working As A Conjunction definite article noun put forth as an adjective Noun modal auxiliary adverb of negation passive verbal phrase adverbial preposition marks of quotation first person singular genitive pronoun used as an adjective noun period marks of quotation Rhetorically Frumpy Conjunction comma adverb second person subjective case pronoun transitive second person verb definite article direct objective case noun adverbial conjunction participle second person reflexive direct objective case pronoun locative preposition second person genitive pronoun possessive noun noun comma third person singular subjective case neuter pronoun third person indicative mood present tense verb em dash

(2) “The author of this book is I.”

Adverb comma adverb comma second person verbal phrase of obligation put passively en abyme definite article Adjective direct objective case noun marks of quotation First Person Singular Subjective Case Pronoun marks of quotation parenthesis negative particle marks of quotation first person singular objective case pronoun marks of quotation parenthesis comma preparatory pronoun and verb of high current logical flow relative pronoun used as a conjunction marks of quotation noun marks of quotation locative preposition parenthesis cardinal arabic numeral parenthesis first part of a long suspended passive verbal construction Adjective comma adverb and Adjective in phrase of fine delineation comma orotund conclusion of the periodic resolve from the delayed passive verbal construction period
      Adverb Of Natural Causation comma adverb of logical causation, second person objective case pronoun interpolating the reader second person verb and passive incomplete participle of disciplinary duty preposition of the infinitive transitive infinitive verb of employment definite article Adjective noun marks of quotation First Person Singular Subjective Form Pronoun marks of quotation parenthesis adverb of cautionary negation marks of quotation first person singular objective form pronoun marks of quotation parenthesis comma preparatory subject third person singular present tense indicative intransitive verb of consequence relative pronoun used as a conjunction marks of quotation noun marks of quotation locative preposition parenthesis cardinal arabic numeral parenthesis first half of a long delayed passive verbal construction Adverb comma adverb Adverb comma curt final half of a tensive suspended passive verbal construction and period bringing the grammatical movement to a satisfyingly percussive periodic close